Page 99 (drawings from 2004)

Accelerate your extintion
accelerte your extinction

Art workers united
art workers unite

Drone drone drone
drone drone drone

Hot fresh new reasons
hot fresh new reasons

Means of conversation
means of conversation

No longer becoming but doing
no longer becoming

A test
a test

Everybody's poorer than me
everybody’s poorer than me

Dreams die quickly
dreams die quickly

Greatness is a verb
greatness is a verb

I f you don't give me a lot of money
if you don’t give me a lot of money

Long day
long day

Lousy taste in men
lousy taste in men

Old guys
old guys

Untitled
untitled 01

Untitled
untitled 02

Went to meetings for 15 years
went to meetings fro 15 years

Childhood Making money death
childhood making money death

Cosmic vagina
cosmic vagina

If an ordinary person
if an ordinary person

Not a recovering alcoholic
not a recovering alcoholic

So ahead of the curve
so ahead of the curve

Till it starts scaring you
till it starts scaring you

Untitled
untitled 03

Untitled
untitled 04

Untitled
untitled 05

What losers do instead of blogging
what losers do instead of blogging

Worldly status
worldly status

America wants cute
america wants cute

Diet coke
diet coke

Parents duty
parents duty

Screenplays
screenplays

Why I'm sexy
why i’m sexy

You failed
you failed

Already rich
already rich

Brands are tedious
brands are tedious

Doormat
doormat

Expensive business
expensive business

Girl talk
girl talk

I own the world
i own the world

She totally fucked me over
she totally fucked me over

Spiritual death
spiritual death

Barfly
barfly

Diagramatical shit
diagramtical shit

How wonderful I am
how wonderful i am
J'aime la petite jeune
j’aime la petite jeune

Losing is so called edge
his so called edge

Private school dropout
private school dropout

She knew everything
she knew everything

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untitled 07

What I had instead of sex appeal
what i had

You don't pay me enough to care
you don’t pay me enough

Hate themselves
hate themselves

Hot new markets
hot new markets

Justify events
justify events

So long as they get me laid
so long as

Wee droplets of nothing
wee droplets of nothing


New York Story (2013)

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Favorites from “Ignore Everybody”, 1998-2005

[These are some of my favorite bizcard cartoons ever; they all appeared in my first book, “Ignore Everybody”, and were all drawn in that first decade between 1997-2008. These are the seminal ones; this is as good as my work ever got etc.]

91301_commitment 91303_lifestyle

91305_complete_asshole

91307_henry

91309_artists_bar

91311_the_poor

91313_complete

91315_eric

91317_glorious

91319_scared

91321_lie

91323_suffer

91325_jesus

91325_upgraded

91329_expensive

91331_otherplans

91333_happy_coincidence

91335_tackyandgross

91337_filmstudent

91339_hislies

91341_snatch

91343_mistakenly

91345_thursday_night

91347_stupid_fuck

91349_please

91351_crap_enough

91353_four_year

91355_the_price

91357_currentlevel

91359_glamorous_looking

91363_survive

91365_choose copy

91367_disposable

91369_greatest_city

91371_threelittlewords

91373_fabulousness

91375_useful_device

91377_the_gaps

91379_frankly

91381_phone_number

91383_after_that

91385_hell_even_a_dime

91387_I_dont_have_friends

Badasschick112

InsanitySkunkworks112

QualityIsnt112

ReadMyBlog

SomethingtoBelievein

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Adult life
adult life

Freshly baked bread
freshly baked bread

I'm in advertising
i’m in advertising

Inequality of pussy
inequality of pussy

Untitled
untitled 01

I feel my own wrath
feel my own wrath

I am so fucking hot
i am so fuckling hot

I hate feeling deranged
i hate feeling deranged

Broke him like a twig
broke him like a twig

Satan is my banker
satan is my banker

2003-02
sun shining out of my ass

This one is one million dollars
this one is one million dollars